coleorr:

can y’all stop telling crazy tumblr people t go outside, i be out there

multiplegenredisorder:

sirdukeofearl:

surprisebitch:

when you ridin cowboy and sit on the tip then feel your walls gradually expanding as you slide down

Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because sounds like you need him?

Why? Is he girthy?

keepthatenergy:

ig: shsadler

mjalti:

every time i massage moisturizer onto my face i feel kin with those evil witches in stories obsessed with youth and beauty….they did nothing wrong, ever,